missing: one psychedelic elephant

Leila's blue plush elephant with orange plastic ears is missing! This travesty occurred because I foolishly allowed her to take him on a walk with us after she protested loudly when I removed him from her hands. He is probably somewhere on the sidewalk between our house and Hastings and Nanaimo.

Blue elephant is a delicate creature prone to singing nonsense songs about rainbows and diamonds in the sky with his hippopotamus girlfriend called Lucy. He lives entirely on a diet of baby drool and by now is probably very hungry.


If you see this elephant approach softly he is quite small and easily frightened by non-babies.

Reward offered for his replacement or retrieval. Brethren available at Ikea for 99 cents.

The only known photo of Mr. Blue Elephant with a very sad Leila 

(note that even in the depths of despair she is still clinging to him).